Mad Lib Fun

Did y'all ever do those mad lib things where you fill in the words of a story without knowing what the story is? It's good for a laugh!
Give me the blanks:

A number:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Adjective:
Noun:
A food:
Noun:
Adjective:
Noun:
Plural noun:
Noun:
Plural noun:
Noun:

I'll post the story if I get any comments. If I don't, then I guess I'll fill it in myself and have a good laugh to myself, haha.